TRAFFIC JAMS
Drivers.
If you want to get going faster in snarled up traffic, carry out the following procedure:
1. Wait until the car infront of you comes to a stop.
2. Narrow the gap between you and the car in front.
3. Come to a stop.
4. Stay in gear with your clutch down for 10 secs.
5. Pull up your handbrake and slip out of gear.
You will now notice that, miraculously, as soon as you let go of the handbrake, the traffic will now move!
Repeat steps 1-5.
Easy!
Secretary of Transport, UK.
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