tag:waynerz.blog.co.uk,2009-11-10:/MokoFeed2009-11-10T23:33:21+01:00tag:waynerz.blog.co.uk,2005-10-14:/2005/10/14/what_is_it_with_traffic_queues_and_handb~234593/waynerz2005-10-14T17:37:59+02:002005-10-14T17:37:59+02:00 <p><u><strong>TOP TIP</strong></u></p> <p><strong>TRAFFIC JAMS</strong></p> <p>Drivers.</p> <p>If you want to get going faster in snarled up traffic, carry out the following procedure:</p> <p>1. Wait until the car infront of you comes to a stop.<br> 2. Narrow the gap between you and the car in front.<br> 3. Come to a stop.<br> 4. Stay in gear with your clutch down for 10 secs.<br> 5. Pull up your handbrake and slip out of gear.</p> <p>You will now notice that, miraculously, as soon as you let go of the handbrake, the traffic will now move!</p> <p>Repeat steps 1-5.</p> <p>Easy!</p> <p>Secretary of Transport, UK. </p> <p> <small> <a href="http://waynerz.blog.co.uk/2005/10/14/what_is_it_with_traffic_queues_and_handb~234593/#comments">Comments</a> </small> </p>